windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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