just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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