Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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