I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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