He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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