Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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