you're like a bully in the Christmas story
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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