why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Girls should come with a carfax report
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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