Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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