So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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