He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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