More tranny stories later!
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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