Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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