He is an equal opportunity slut.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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