Nicole vs. Life
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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