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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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