Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
it's like iHOP with fire
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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