But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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