Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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