So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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