dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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