Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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