their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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