My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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