I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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