I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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