when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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