One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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