So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
