is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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