Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
