she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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