I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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