hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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