brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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