Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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