no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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