So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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