called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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