For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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