A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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