My nipple is on Facebook.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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