I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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