I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about