she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.