walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Someone came in the potted fern
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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