My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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