from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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