ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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