Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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