Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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