i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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