Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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