Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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