North Korea, Best Korea!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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