Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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