I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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