Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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