hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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